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Why can't mine look like that?

Richard Lee<richard-y-lee@hotmail.com>·
// Building// 4 min read

This week I posted a video on LinkedIn about an app I’ve been building. This isn’t a post about the app. This is a post about the subtitles I put in the video.

// 01

The subtitles had to do the talking

This is a Subtitle

// the old style — Inter 600 in a chip, centred, every line the same

I’m not ready to narrate my own videos — yet. So the words on screen were the only voice the story had. And watching my 1-minute video pitch, I quickly realized it looked like CRAP.

// 02

Why can’t mine look like that?

// replay
me, comparing my chip to the box art

So it got me thinking that subtitles have more dimensions to them than a simple box with text. For example, Avatar movies mimic their world. Influencers manipulate their captions to give you constant dopamine hits. John Wick has the best subtitles in the business (a hill I will die on). All the while mine was the black box with white text you’d get when you clicked CC on Netflix.

// 03

So I asked for the system, not the style

paraphrased — the intent survived, the typos didn’t

I didn’t ask for cool subtitles. I told Claude there must be some kind of system behind the ones I envied, and handed it a movie, a music video, and a reel I could only describe in words as artifacts it could study.

// 04

It came back with a lab

cc1 · 0.40–1.90s · 40 chars · 19 chars/s
// caption-lab
That’s a mighty fine looking barbecue...
WHY DOESN’T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT????
That’s a mighty fine lookingBARBECUE...
WHY DOESN’T MINELOOK LIKE THAT????
That’samightyfinelookingBARBECUE...
WHYDOESN’TMINELOOKLIKETHAT????
That’s a mighty fine looking BARBECUE...
why doesn’t mine LOOK LIKE THAT????
1.20s / 4.56s
// style// accent

It didn’t overlay captions on a video but gave me a full tool where I could manipulate and audition caption styles overlaid on my video, complete with scrubbing, four switchable styles, colors, fonts, effects, and even a characters-per-second budget meter I never asked for.

// 05

It wasn't perfect

but we run them in anitty bittyliving space
The Aladdin quote set in Luminari with the poster's own hierarchy: They have PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!

left: real text at 0.42×

Sometimes the font size was a bit too small. Or the caption was too big, taking over the entire screen.

// 06

This was never a one-shot

v14 — the caption lab// judged on blackv15 — into the film// 3 failures · 6 re-rendersv16 — captions pass// copy + timingv17 — the cut that shipped// current

Coming from video editing tools like Adobe Premiere and CapCut, things were much different with Claude. I went through multiple versions getting timing, size, and placement right, because each fix had to go through a prompt instead of a mouse on a timeline.

// 07

The model was never the ceiling.

// 08

What’s actually left limiting you

IMAGINATIONITERATIONTIME // the office chair post

What you get out of AI is bounded by what you can imagine asking for, what you’ll keep iterating on when it’s not right, and the hours you can give it. Instead of going to version 40 on my video, I could’ve just done everything in Premiere. I could have also asked Claude or Codex to build me a video editing tool. The captions still aren’t done. But the lab makes the next pass cheap, and that’s the real deliverable.